I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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