she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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