I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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