somebody snuck up and got me drunk
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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