I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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