Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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