she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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