By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
high people should be assigned attendants
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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