We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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