dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she woke up with a sticky ear
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize