chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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