ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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