the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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