You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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