I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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