Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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