So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Welp...herpes.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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