But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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