jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Sponge bath it is.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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