I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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