okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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