If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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