Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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