What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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