ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He better not be in your backpack
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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