if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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