I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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