C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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