You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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