Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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