Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Blood and glitter go together right?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize