Sry I called you an 8
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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