rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
sick fucks of a feather flock together
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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