so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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