Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Is Oprah even human
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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