Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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