ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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