Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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