I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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