I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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