Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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