Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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