Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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