nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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