I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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