did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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