So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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