Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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