We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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