At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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