Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
