i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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