Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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