I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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