We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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